May 2012
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That is why it is so important to let certain things go. To release them. To cut...
– Paulo Coelho (via perryodd)
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commanderlizabiz:
princeichi:
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
“I’ve got a budget reply for ya,” Tony Abbott sneers, dumping a snap-lock bag of crystal meth on the Despatch Box. “Your fuckin’ budget is a piece of fuckin’ shit.” With a trembling hand he packs a bowl full of ice. “Suck my dick, Swanny,” he continues. He lifts a…
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whoneedsfeminism:
I need feminism because some self proclaimed feminists I’ve met think it’s okay to slut shame.
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